Peruvian Pinata

First shove a baseball bat into the ass of an unsuspecting bitch. While this bitch has the surprised look on her face and a wide gaping mouth, shit into her face hole. THEN... rip the bat out of her corn-hole and violently knock her teeth out with the force of Barry Bonds on steroids. Finally, once her teeth are on the ground, pick through the shitty carnage and collect teeth like candy. Bring the kids for good clean family fun.

Hey kids!, Watch mommy as daddy gives her a Peruvian Pinata

by JAMES COLLIN OHARA June 20, 2010

Peruvian tunnel malt

noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw

"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"

by Ryan April 20, 2004

Peruvian Banana Cake

A Peruvian Banana Cake is a prank in which someone sneaks cocaine and their own sperm into a cake. While making the cake, you would mix sperm and cocaine into either the icing or the cake batter.

Brad: Hey, what are we going to do for Jim's birthday?

Quinn: I decided i would make him a nice Peruvian Banana Cake.

by Kmonney3 April 5, 2011

peruvian mud coffee

When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.

Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night

by captaincrunk December 12, 2014

Peruvian Paint Party

When a man shits on a woman, then uses his cock to paint the feces all over the woman's body.

hey babe are you up for a Peruvian paint party tonight?

by Urbancowboy201 June 6, 2017

peruvian cocaine

When the female is blowing the cock of the male and he pulls his scrumptious cock from her mouth and cums on a table or mirror and the female willingly snorts the jizz like a line of cuban greatness 😏

Gave that hoe some peruvian cocaine straight from the tap!

by Bossdaddy69 June 30, 2014

peruvian lean pocket

shitting in ones hands and then using the shit as lube for inserting a dildo in your own ass

the peruvian sheep herder had to go to the hospital after the tube of sheep antibiotic got stuck in his ass after giving himself a peruvian lean pocket

alabama lean pocket

by walkingraven September 8, 2009