Flawed.
Once a girl reaches puberty, these hormones take over and she starts to have boobs, curves, and becomes more emotional and feminine etc. These hormones also enlarge her hips and uterus. This lining builds up in the uterus and sheds itself every 28 days if she doesn't get knocked up, thus she gets her period.
People tell me, "Well we have periods because we're supposed to have babies!" But even if this were true, I read this study that a woman ovulates 400 eggs in her lifetime. Who could actually have 400 kids? Even in the old days when they had like 12 kids and they only lived to be like 60, a woman would still have more periods and pain than she would kids.
Now it's the 2000s and nobody has 12 kids anymore, some people don't even like or want kids, but we're still stuck with periods and the average age of menarche is declining due to all the calories and stress. As a result, we've suffered too much from periods: we miss school, lose blood, have cramps, waste money buying "feminine hygiene" products, and basically go through a lot more than the guys do.
Once a girl reaches puberty, these hormones take over and she starts to have boobs, curves, and becomes more emotional and feminine etc. These hormones also enlarge her hips and uterus. This lining builds up in the uterus and sheds itself every 28 days if she doesn't get knocked up, thus she gets her period.
People tell me, "Well we have periods because we're supposed to have babies!" But even if this were true, I read this study that a woman ovulates 400 eggs in her lifetime. Who could actually have 400 kids? Even in the old days when they had like 12 kids and they only lived to be like 60, a woman would still have more periods and pain than she would kids.
Now it's the 2000s and nobody has 12 kids anymore, some people don't even like or want kids, but we're still stuck with periods and the average age of menarche is declining due to all the calories and stress. As a result, we've suffered too much from periods: we miss school, lose blood, have cramps, waste money buying "feminine hygiene" products, and basically go through a lot more than the guys do.
Periods are flawed.
They were always flawed, even in the ancient days.
Too much blood loss and waste.
They were always flawed, even in the ancient days.
Too much blood loss and waste.
by ugh seriously? April 11, 2007
Verb:Per-i-od-ing
An act of canceling any parties or meetings for 3-4 days because of the awful cramps and pain in your crotch that midol cant help.
An act of canceling any parties or meetings for 3-4 days because of the awful cramps and pain in your crotch that midol cant help.
Amy:Hey are you still going to the connect party tomorrow
Girl:No...i just started my period today so tomorrow
im perioding...probably for the next 3 days...
Amy :.Why dont u just take some midol your be fine
Girl :MOOD SWING...curses out amy
Amy : Damn i didnt know it was that bad...i hate perioding...
Girl:No...i just started my period today so tomorrow
im perioding...probably for the next 3 days...
Amy :.Why dont u just take some midol your be fine
Girl :MOOD SWING...curses out amy
Amy : Damn i didnt know it was that bad...i hate perioding...
by =N' November 06, 2009
1. A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover.
2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.
2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.
by Shatose October 27, 2003
by Anthony Rufo January 20, 2008
Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.
Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
by dolphin February 25, 2005
by Potipher the Prophet April 06, 2005
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 02, 2005