penile detention

1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED

1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention

by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014

peri peri sauce

The one true sauce you put on every single food item.

You know what goes well with carrots? peri peri sauce !

by Peri peri sauce May 17, 2016

Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.

Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.

by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018

Perflemamce

Perflemamce is when you are trying to use the word "performance" but your autism is too strong.

Jose: "I prefer the mustang 2018 perflemamce pack 7,000km $48000"

Juan: "Lol did you have a seizure midway through that sentence?"

by Swiggty Swooty July 31, 2018

Penile Cake

A modern version of the word "poppycock", basically meaning nonsense or bullshit.

Tyree Towsend: "Hey bro, I heard that Frank Garrett wasn't very funny."

Fred Herbert: "Oh penile cake! Completely false bruh."

by AnalLoose March 30, 2019

Penile Participation

(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.

We don’t want any penile participation on lady cousin day.

by _Hugh_Jeffincock_ July 3, 2019

Penile Pressure Plate

A very painful game consisting of two or more male players. Each player puts their penis in between two closing pressure plates and play a game of chicken, last to remove their penis from the contraption of doom wins. Not recommended for any sane male that values their genitals.

That guy's dick was crushed, but at least he won Penile Pressure Plate

by CrazeWay July 18, 2019