performace anxiety

a perception that an individual has that everyone you work with or have dealings with is over-righteous & too over demanding. although you are doing good, nothing is ever fucking good enough, so it seems & all your efforts seem futile.

Hey, i have an 'A' average. The teacher still thinks I have to pull up my socks, what an asshole.

by doctor A June 9, 2005

Performative Irony

Performative irony is when sincere things are said in such away that makes it seem ironic or not serious. While people who believe in what is being said takes it seriously. Performative irony is most common on the internet, where opinions are fluid and trolls plentiful.

This term was originally coined by Innuendo Studio’s video “The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops”

Questionable Troll: “ nazis did no wrong”
Normal Person: “Okay, troll”
Actual Nazi: “Yes, nazis are an oppressed group, we need to rise above”
Normal person: “Woah— that was a joke right? That wasn’t Performative Irony please?…”

by DrAccius August 26, 2021

performoin

To defecate on the field of play during an outdoor sporting event.

It is always a lot of fun watching the kids performoin this field.

by Gus Malzahn January 2, 2009

performance sport

Any sport related to giving a performance.

Performance sports: cheerleading, gymnastics, color guard, etc.

by SaraLove March 16, 2009

Perdork

Your Cock Fool..
A little duck with clet lip syndrome.

Whoa dude I cant stop touching your
Perdork man..

That duck is fucked.

by Turtlebater April 27, 2009

Prebortion

Punching one in the twat at maximum velocity so as to make sure one never has the ability to concieve a child (Cunt Punt)

Na, my boyfriend and I got in a fight and he got pretty pissed and gave me a Prebortion

by Dipstik007 August 18, 2010

Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.

"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."

by spiderserna December 26, 2011