Peanut Heaven

When you're at a concert and you have a seat that is so far away that you can barely see the performer. Also being really high up a stadium.

Man, these seats blow. We're in peanut heaven.

by PinkLemonadeee June 3, 2012

Peanut slug

When you cover your penis in Peanut butter to spice up fellatio.

Hey pal I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo.

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020

peanut butter inside

“Peanut butter inside” is a saying the rappers often use in songs, (Kendrick Lamar, Swae Lee) discribing that the inside of their car is brown or a brownish color. The car is Peanut butter inside.

Tanner: “hello friend, what color is the inside of your car?”
Trevontarious: “mannnnnn... that bihhhh peanut butter inside!”

(defined by Luke and Nick)

by Trevontarious, Luke and Nick March 9, 2018

Peanut Stick

1. When intercourse is being performed in a sandy location, the male will pull his penis out of the vagina, slide it in the sand, and re-insert it into the vagina. Thus giving the woman a Peanut Stick.

2. A delicious confection treat dipped in peanuts. ex. Donut

Bob: Man, I really gave her the old peanut stick last night.

Steve: Ooooh that must have hurt!!!

Bob: Not me, that's why I wear a condom. ;-)

by JoeJoeBuffalo August 6, 2007

Peanut Butter Swirl

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse and there is a need for lubrication. Time is scarce, although there is a tub of jiff's peanut butter on the counter. The female's vagina is filled with peanut butter--oozing out. The man ejaculates inside her--creating the "peanut butter swirl".

Jenna: Help! We have no lube!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!

by You're Neighbor Nick March 25, 2017

peanut butter ass

When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.

Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Peanut butter shit

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

by joe hitts January 16, 2009