patrol the hole

When a designated wing man will scout a trout

'Oi mate can you keep an eye on when Bobby brown turns 16'

'Yeah I'll patrol the hole'

by EWatson4eva September 25, 2017

patella fella

A man who has a wild obsession and/or fetish with the area of the body known as a kneecap (patella).

“You see the way Hermes’ eyes kept glancing down at my knees Cheryl?” “Yeah Nance, I think he’s a patella fella.”

by tobedetermined February 9, 2019

Couch Patrol

When a guy goes to a party and sits on the couch waiting for drunk, fat girls.

Nick: Are we gunna get crunked at the jam tonight?

Uncle James:Nah B I'm on couch patrol

Nick: You're dust!

by Big N64 February 25, 2009

Freak Patrol

Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.

During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.

by whatodoifyourboard December 2, 2009

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010

Cool Patrol

The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.

Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol

by E.M.V.J.J October 10, 2017

Anime Patrol

The defenders of piece and protectors of the tv, these men are highly trained and tasked with the dispatching of weeboos and the confiscation of disgusting anime, each of these heroes possess a standard issued MP5 9mm. Submachine gun, a bullet proof vest and a helmet.

Weeboo “omg this anime is so kawaii!”

(Door gets busted down)

Hero “ANIME PATROL, I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKING HANDS!!!!”

by The virgin wizard January 19, 2018