Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.

Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"

by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

Pathetic

Jett Alexander

Jett Alexander is pathetic

by #Jettslander March 15, 2022

Pathetic piece of shit

What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.

Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!

by Edginglord July 15, 2025

Pathetic Barnaclehead

A Pathetic Barnaclehead is Someone Stupid And Pathetic Barnaclehead .

Shut Up You Stupid Pathetic Barnaclehead

by AlishaHands January 13, 2022

Pathetic

Kaitlynn is a pathic piece of trash..no one likes her😊

Person1: Ew Kaitlynn y.h is a pathetic loser
Person2: I know right. Shes is so Pathetic

by Littygirl666 February 9, 2018

Pathetic

Pathetic: a feeling of embarrassing uselesness.

Lindy taught her preschool students to degrade a rival teacher by having them spit on and stare her down so that this teacher would feel pathetic.

by HonestytoBetsy April 4, 2021

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023