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parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.
The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 8, 2019
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Russian Parking Ticket

To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011
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Covered parking

When a male inserts his own penis into his anus and leaves it there for an extended period of time.
E-ton was upset that his covered parking was occupid.
by HandJ1 May 26, 2018
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Patukis

That girl is a pain in my patukis!
by Hawt65Nova September 11, 2009
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poruki

Means a (male) goon in south indian language Tamil. takes contextual meaning when mixed with other words. Theruporiki- Goon who fights on street. Pombalai porukki- a womaniser.
He is a poruki. Don't go infront of him.

That theruporuki harmed him.
by Poruki Prasad May 23, 2007
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Parkie

A term used to negatively refer to the people who live in either Highland Park or University Park, Texas. These cities are located in the heart of Dallas as close as you can get to downtown without being in the ghetto. The people there usually follow these stereotypes: "The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming." Everyone has a lot of money, and no minorities live there. This is not the place for you if you are at all "different". There are cops everywhere. The most noticeable trait of a Parkie is being disconnected from the outide world, hence the term used to describe the cities themselves, "the Bubble". Despite all this, many of the people there are kind, good friends even, if you can get past the obvious. It is worth noting that this term is usually used by people who live outside the Bubble.
Matt and his friends are such Parkies, the first time they realized that Africa isn't exactly like America was when that Kony 2012 video came out.
by AHipsterStuckInTexas September 21, 2012
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Parking

The act of parking your car in a well hidden area and getting it on with the other person. Either in the backseat or passenger seat. Not intended for in a closed-off trunk.
They went parking behind the old factory last night.
by yeathatsright. February 9, 2010
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