parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.

Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

A quaint euphemism for heterosexual sexual intercourse.

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.

Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

by weaselpuss March 26, 2009

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

parking lot tour

The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.

WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!

by YAWA January 26, 2020

penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.

She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.

by TOMLOL January 1, 2007

parking lot

The place to get down and dirty grinding to ghetto fabulous sounds while the haters drivin' by get their jealous on.

All them inside Applebee's be trippin' when they see Erika and Kyle doin' their damn thing in the parking lot, shakin' like woah.

by ERIKYLE (holla) October 8, 2008