Paginis

The combination of a penis and a vagina. Used mostly for human insult to another.

Sean has a paginis.

by StillDrawer November 6, 2022

panini

used to throw at the year 7s

person 1: ill give you a fiver if you throw a panini at those year 7s
person 2: bet

by tipple nippler April 1, 2023

Panini'd

Adjective; Screwed over, with am exceptionally high lack of indifference. Especially by a company but can also be applied to anyone or thing that doesn't give a shit about you. See Panini America sticker and card company for origin of fuvk you customer service.

"Man I got so Panini'd when I bought this car, it didn't make it home."

"My 10 piece nuggets only had 8, I was Panini'd"

by Firebelly68 April 27, 2023

Paginis

A penis and a vagina combined into one.

James: Did you hear?
Dave: Hear what?
James: John has a Paginis!
Dave: Ohh I'm a Paginis lover.

by U are fat December 15, 2023

Panini

Very swagger, poggers, even.

"You should kys, because that'd be panini of you!"

"Hey Tom, nice shot! That's pretty panini!"

by !!MAYHEM!! December 23, 2023

Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.

Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.

by ISwearIamtheRealJesusHChrist April 18, 2024

Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.

"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."

by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024