The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
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Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.
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Get the pp paralysis mug.a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality
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Tom: Oh, yeah sounds like a classic case of leaden paralysis.
Tom: Oh, yeah sounds like a classic case of leaden paralysis.
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