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Planking

Fan 1:
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.
by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011
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prancing ginger

that thing you do that your significant other is automatically guaranteed to ditch you for
yeah, I was with my girl the other night and pulled a prancing ginger, she'll never talk to me again

it sucks, dude, i guess the dirty sanchez was just her personal prancing ginger
by lbill October 1, 2011
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Planking

Planking is the act of lying down, completely straight and stiff, in an absurd or random place and taking a photo.

When performing a Plank:

1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.

6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.

7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
Take a photo of me planking on top of this cow, so I can post it on Facebook!
by bharrie June 8, 2011
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Planking

Internet fad where an individual lies face down with their arms by their side as straight as possible on random or public places while someone takes a picture. Example of places: fridge, rail, tables, statues, ect.
Take my picture while I'm planking on this sign
by Planker6 June 10, 2011
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Planking

When you lie face down on something with your hands by your side.
Lieing face down on items of interest, in cities .etc.

youtube planking.

He was planking all last night while his mates were taking photos and puting them on facebook.
by sammylic12 June 6, 2011
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Planking

Laying face down with your arms beside your body in strange and public places. Then photographed.
I was planking on top of the fridge.
by atw90 June 11, 2011
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prancing pussies

the Yalie jackoffs in downtown New Haven that prance across the street like little pussies...the prance is not a walk and not a jog, it's just the way a prancing pussy would prance to get to class on time
While we were driving our box truck in New Haven, John mowed down 4 prancing pussies on College Street alone.
by Yalies are Faggots February 20, 2004
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