push one out

the act of going to the shitter and pushing out a huge turd.

I'm going to go push one out and smoke a doobie.

by qwerty12 September 3, 2007

Truck Stop Push Pop

N.

A glory hole maneuver conducted in a truck stop restroom in which you convince the person on the other side of a lavatory wall to open their mouth at the hole in preparation for some man-meat, promptly drop-trou and forcefully push out a big chunky fudge dragon through the glory hole into their mouth.

I was trying to take a shit when some homo trucker named Seabass came in and started talking to me, I told him to open up wide and I gave him the old truck stop push pop.

by Big Tex RLW October 22, 2010

Push Mud

To take a dump

Man, I gotta go push mud

by The Doh Man August 20, 2016

pushing denim

A boner so exquisite its literally lifting the denim off your body.

Hey man, you see the girl with the ass over there? I'm totally pushing denim.

by CrazyMook October 21, 2017

Push n pop

When you fart while peeing.

I push n popped while peeing in the urinal

by DaddyLafe January 1, 2021

swing pusher

A man who is willing to do anything to get a single parent mother into bed.

Rodney spent all afternoon washing her car and ironing her underware because he was a swing pusher.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

Practice Push

A practice push is when you need to do a large fart, e.g. in a farting competition, and you're not sure if the next fart will take you over the limit into a full blown poo. To perform a practice push you squeeze a fart until it is just about to be released and then relax. If a poo is imminent, then there will be bowel movements and you will feel the poo coming. This gives you just enough time to rush to the nearest loo, which you wouldn't have had the time for if you just attempted to unleash the fart straight away.

"I'm going to win this farting competition right here, right now."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."

by Holyoake July 7, 2008