What good is protective cusstody if da jailers and other officials of da clink grumble and/or shout profanity/obscenity-laced remarks themselves?!??
by QuacksO January 24, 2023

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.
Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"
By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough
Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.
This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"
By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough
Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.
This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020

Protected Pussy is a broad term meaning any person or group that has protection to some degree by the public, business, life Choices, Government.
Identifying these people other than this word results in hate speech, inciting violence etc
Identifying these people other than this word results in hate speech, inciting violence etc
by Red Android November 17, 2022

In college admissions what someone with an overinflated egos tell themselves when they get rejected by schools for which they think they are overqualified.
When in reality their bad attitude came through in the Letters of Recommendation (LORs) and essays and they got rejected because they came across as an egotistical jerk even though they really know **NOTHING** about the real world beyond their own little high school.
When in reality their bad attitude came through in the Letters of Recommendation (LORs) and essays and they got rejected because they came across as an egotistical jerk even though they really know **NOTHING** about the real world beyond their own little high school.
My friend with a perfect 1600 on the SAT and 4.0 unweighted GPA told me he got yield protected by Purdue because they must have known he would surely get into MIT.
by Commercial-Skirt-683 January 25, 2022

Guy:
"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"
Weev:
"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"
"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"
Weev:
"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"
by wirehead January 28, 2016

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 12, 2018
