Soccer Practice is a song by Johnny McGovern, better known as "The Gay Pimp". The song is about a gay guy getting a straight guy to do something 'dirty' with him. The Gay Pimp's website is http://gaypimp.com/ and you can watch the video for Soccer Practice here: http://www.ifilm.com/ (search: the gay pimp soccer practice).
"Oh, I don't know man, I mean I like to do manly things..you know, just manly guys doing manly things. You know what I mean?"
"Listen: I like to do manly things, but..I like, baby, to do them with you. I was thinking we could go do..something dirty, yeah,"
"Dirty..well, like what?"
"Sorta like soccer practice.."
"Listen: I like to do manly things, but..I like, baby, to do them with you. I was thinking we could go do..something dirty, yeah,"
"Dirty..well, like what?"
"Sorta like soccer practice.."
by thekaytay September 1, 2008
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by Strabismus April 13, 2010
Get the Target Practice mug.A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.
In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
by AmyRamen September 9, 2009
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by GigaBowser August 4, 2005
Get the Soccer practice mug.The act of a women shooting a ping pong ball from her cunt and then guy hitting the ball with his dick
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one who runs, and gets stronger as his competitors get weaker.
some say he uses steriods but the truth is it is all heart.
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one who runs, and gets stronger as his competitors get weaker.
some say he uses steriods but the truth is it is all heart.
good calves
by jackstibich April 14, 2010
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