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locust position

When fucking someone from behind, raising all your arms and legs off the bed and supporting your entire body weight on theirs, thus fucking your partner even deeper. Completing the locust yoga pose on someone's ass.
Ray: I fucked my girlfriend's ass so deep last night. I did the locust position on her ass.
Joe: She must be an ass pig
by Rex Roddy December 19, 2009
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Poison Simac

Poison Simac is cut from the same cloth as Bat Shit Bachman and Slaughter house Sarah Palin.
One of the cookie cutter Republicans being financed by the GOP and sold to unsuspecting sheeple of Wisconsin.

Poison Simac's entire campaign is based upon Jim Holperin's heroic action to stall Scooter Wanker's attempts to destroy the middle class in Wisconsin Fitzwalkerstan.
Poison Simac is still another example of ignorant voters cutting their own throats!
Poison Simac stands as a broken family values candidate, what a Hypocrite.Wisconsin Circuit Court Access Program (CCAP) (Simac, known as Kim Maillette, filed for divorce from her first husband on the exact same day that her current husband, Arthur Simac, filed for divorce from his now ex-wife.
by Hatchetman1 July 10, 2011
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Poison

Something that causes toxic effect in body.
Box jellyfish has a very powerful poison on its tentacles.
by Secondary Metabolite May 6, 2022
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Church of the Poison Mind

1. a Top 10 hit for Culture Club (featuring the notorious Boy George) during the fall of 1983.

2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.
1. Culture Club performed their hit "Church of the Poison Mind" on a TV program to welcome the new year 1984.

2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.

3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.

4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 26, 2009
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Amazon Position

During intercourse a woman lays a man down proper like by splitting his legs and throwing them over her shoulders. She then proceeds to get on top and reverses the roll of missionary position.
Guy: Tom! You are not going to believe how Agatha had me last night gurl. We tried The Amazon position and I didn’t know I was ready.

Tom: gurl yaas
by Sallyumlots January 11, 2018
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69 position

Dumbass its number is positioned before 68 and 70
You dirty mind bitch
Person 1: What is 69 position

Person 2: Stupid ass 68;69;70
by fat ass 27 October 3, 2022
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Motorcycle Sex Position

A sex posision based on the way you would ride a motorsycle. The man sits on his knees and uses his hands on a invisible steering wheel, accelerating and humping the woman, who is bending over like she would in a doggie sex position.
Girl 1 "How is you'r sex life going?"
Girl 2"It's great, we just tried the motorcycle sex position. He drove me hard" c
by MattisCreationsMatMja May 26, 2017
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