poon

1. The lurking muff

2. See alabama swamp ass

1. Hairy poon phreak, yo!

2. Phred, scope him slingin' the swamp ass in that muff's poon yo!!

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

poon

to disrespect,embarass, or put-down.

Damn man, you just got pooned!
or-
Don't poon me you little fuck!

by Jay Brown July 1, 2005

poon

an offensive term for an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend.

Sarah: God, my ex is such a poon!!

by sarah violetry September 11, 2008

poon

(v.) The act of pooning, or receiving poon. If you receive poon, you have been pooned. Everyone loves poon.

I pooned her all night long. We pooned until the break of dawn.

by Harvery Wallbanger December 6, 2006

poon

1) a cute and somewhat scrumptious object of affection
2) something you may mumble while sitting near a poon

theo is a huggable poon

by lisa November 11, 2002

poon

A pedofile like man/woman who pushes a small child of their bycycle and sniffs the seat.

"oi check out that bloke over there... He looks like a friggen poon!"

by mungbean111 October 21, 2008

poon

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

Dude that fashion kid is such a poon.

(2)

by HoBbIt IcE December 28, 2005