sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.
by jaek August 07, 2006
1) to finish something, such as a meal or a bottle of liquor
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again
After polishing off three 40's of 8-ball, Jamal's beer goggles caused him to mistake Rosanne for one of the Olsen twins. The next day he redefined the walk of shame.
Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."
Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."
by Nick D October 13, 2003
Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.
You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.
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