Plance

When you look at someone in a sneaky way, after planning to for some time. Often preceeded by a courage building up moment and excecuted by sort of looking around the room like your bored then stealing a quick peak and looking away just as fast.
planned + glance = plance

I was pretty sure that sexy senior was looking at me, but i didn't want to just stare if he wasn't, i had to plance around a bit.

I saw her walking up and in my head i was already getting ready to plance.

by Emmerz is Awesome March 13, 2009

Plonte Chanche

Wait till you see my dick , usually used by intoxicated boyfriends..

"I lobe you roo, plante chanche" translation: "I love you too, wait till you see my dick"

Girl: Boy you cray.
Man: *Air hump* PLONTE CHANCHE!
Girl: Wtf?
Man: "What? It's french..

by MysteriousDeviant April 29, 2012

Ponce

To beat someone up, or attack them.

Dont mess with me, or else ill ponce you.

by Gregory Free August 1, 2012

Plonkey

A term describing the backfire of excrement that is released when a donkey punch is delivered.

Craig got plonkey all over his dick when he donkey punched Dave too hard.

by Deass November 7, 2014

Poncer

Faire chier/Emmerder quelqu'un

"Tu me ponces avec ta musique la !" "T'es entrain de me poncer arrête de parler..."

by LethalMG February 23, 2015

Plonker

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator

My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.

by Jack_Mier May 19, 2014

Ponce

(noun)-A temporarily lost or permanently lost article(s) of clothing. If you have no idea where your shirt is, it immediately a "ponce".

Where are my Ponce ?!?!?!!?!?!

by The hidden 174 September 6, 2011