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Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin

A variation of the "Roman Spider Dump" mixed with a "Double Blumpkin." Two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like Spiderman and preforms oral sex on the other two. This act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of Mellon Arena between periods.
Star: "That chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the Leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line."

Murk: "Dude, I think I saw them and the usher preforming a Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin before the third period in the can!!"
by lance tightpants December 29, 2009
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Pittsburghing

A weather condition consisting of drizzle, light rain or snow, amounting to minimal measurable precipitation accumulation in a 24 hour time period <.1".

Used primarily by those visiting Pittsburgh during traditional collegiate school sessions - September - May, as this is the predominant weather pattern for those months.
Joe: Hey Tim how's the weather today.
Tim: It's Pittsburghing.
Joe: I wish it would either rain or not, the constant Pittsburghing is dreary.
by FPB February 4, 2013
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Pittsburgh Handshake

Engaging in a sexual act in an abandoned or derelict retail establishment
I went behind Century III Mall and gave him the ol' Pittsburgh Handshake
by HandyMannyPGH December 17, 2018
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Pittsburg High School

A 70 year old prison disguised as a High School where people go to take drugs, have sex with stupid mexican bitches in the hallways, and get arrested for no damn reason. You also get in trouble for doing nothing.
"Watch out for the Terminator(Giovanni Bruno) walking around campus during school. He will beat the shit out of you if you fuck with him."
by The G January 24, 2005
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Pittsburgh Pepperoni

Pittsburgh Pepperoni is a fraternity prank frequently played on new pledges that are rushing a fraternity. It's origins is believed to be a popular college in downtown Pittsburgh, although it has recently become a popular prank across the country. To perform a Pittsburgh Pepperoni senior fraternity brothers shit on a tray or plate. Then they slice the shit up into slim slices and place it on top of a pepperoni pizza. The pizza is then served to new pledges after a long night of drinking.
Hondo: Hey you dudes have been drinking all night would you like some pizza?
New Pledge: Sure man that sounds great!
***The next morning***
New Pledge: Man, I have shitty taste in my mouth.
Hondo: Ha ha ha I bet you do, that pizza we served you last night was a Pittsburgh Pepperoni!!
New Pledge: *Barf* man I was wondering what all that brown stuff was that was stuck between my teeth.
by Heatherpleather March 21, 2008
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Josh Pitts

A very Sexy Beast!!!!!!!!!!
Josh Pitts!!!! nough said
by The Beast#1 October 18, 2008
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Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh is fantastic - I'm from the other side of PA, Bethlehem, north of Philly. Don't get me wrong, Philly's a great place too, but there's this gritty funky charm that appeals to me about P-Burgh.

People talk about the bars, the defunct steel mills, the cranky old people, but they're everywhere; but what about the cool jazz scene, both amateur and professional. I like the people there, my mom still has friends there, and I would live there if not for my premature arthritis which would be aggravated by the weather.
Pittsburgh is pretty cool - I would move there in a second if I could.
by Raoul9 December 16, 2009
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