PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

by redbirds003 August 14, 2024

PHD

Physically Hilarious Dick

Tieagan walked up to Cambria go warn her that Joe had a PHD.

by DB190208KS October 17, 2017

PhD

Pretty huge dick

Dave: Hey mogus i got a PhD

by MogusNoAmog October 2, 2022

PhD

Pretty Hard Dick

Friend: “Why are you dating him?”
Me: “Oh, he has a PhD.”

by PhDboi June 14, 2018

PhD

PhD stands for permanently halfway done because producing original research and then defending it is not as easy as you think. Unless you’re going to law school and want to do this degree along with your law degree, DO NOT do a PhD if you don’t already have a career.

Person 1: Im doing my PhD.
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*

by InvisibleRevolutionary June 2, 2024

PHD

Pretty Huge Dick.

Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a PHD: a Pretty Huge Dick

by Plz.Send.Nudes March 8, 2017

PHD

phd is the abbreviation for Pretty Huge Dick. This was something said by Superwog in the “if wogs were on the bachelor” video.

“Yeah I have a phd…pretty huge dick *proceeds to laugh smugly*

by SUPERWOGFAN100 December 3, 2023