Don't be such a jacob petty
by Totally accurate definition June 19, 2017
Can be wierd at times but is amazing. Has a humongous brain and is smater than the average person. Is very beautiful and nice. Also is a very good friend and listener. Usually a friendly person who likes too meet new people and be around lots of other people. Likes to have fun.
by Israel Gaytan August 23, 2011
Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.
Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!
M: You hate white people??
Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-
M: You hate white people??
Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-
by MTrain84 March 21, 2017
Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.
Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!
M: You hate white people??
Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-
M: You hate white people??
Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-
by MTrain84 March 21, 2017
to state something written or spoken in different words, especially in a shorter and simpler form to make the meaning clearer but with emotions moreso than logic
Person One: How would you paraphrase the book, “Old Yeller?”
Person Two: kid murks his dog because it had rabies and the kid didn’t even try to take the dog to a veterinary clinic!
Person One: There’s more to the book than that!
Person Two: You said paraphrase, you didn’t say anything about petty paraphrasing!
Person Two: kid murks his dog because it had rabies and the kid didn’t even try to take the dog to a veterinary clinic!
Person One: There’s more to the book than that!
Person Two: You said paraphrase, you didn’t say anything about petty paraphrasing!
by Sarahsmile86 May 21, 2023
when someone ends a relationship, especially someone met from a dating app, you simply destroy the contact information and any images associated with that person
that guy she met from the dating app ended the relationship so she petty purged his contact, facebook, instagram, and all pics they had together
by npgandlove March 08, 2021
When someone decides to go on a break with their significant other and after two months finds out they slept with another person, they then drive 6 hours to ruin a LDOC party their significant other will be at.
by derffgffrrtg April 29, 2019