Oily Perez

Grabbing a Foursquare mayorship by checking in to a business when it's closed.

I was mayor of the bakery until last weekend, then Frank pulled an Oily Perez and stole it from me.

by limeduck October 21, 2010

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Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez

A person that I would die for. If you meet this certain someone, you're the luckiest person in the world. Cristina is the kindest, prettiest, and sweetest person in the universe. Consider this meeting for you luckier than a quadruple five-star ten pull! <3

Wow, Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez is sure the best person to exist!

by floyo <3 January 29, 2022

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Destiney Perez

destiney is so fine

me: destiney perez is fine
Jayden cruz: ong

by Jayden Cruz October 16, 2022

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Lauren Perez

The best cuz ever! Except her parents wont let us meet up :(!! She is extremely sarcastic but also really annoying and calls at the worst times!!

OMG! It's Lauren Perez

by ilovemakingcakes February 22, 2022

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mary perez

The Most Awesome WomanThat Ever Existed

Mary Perez Means The Best Sex Ever

by Mary Perez June 14, 2017

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jayden perez

the cutest person on earth & my lover. i’m not giving up on him and he makes me have butterflies in my stomach. i love him and theres nothing to keep me away from him.

who’s your crush?
jayden perez.

by shrektoesareyummy December 20, 2022

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