strangle the peacock

slang for female masturbation, in close relation with the male counter-part "choking the chicken"
"Thinkin' about him just makes me want to go strangle the peacock."
by LaurenK May 17, 2006
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peacock swag

Dressing for attention, especially to get the attention of the opposite or same sex; however, in a subtle way that is congruent to the identity you are projecting. In addition, 'peacockin' involves not being rattled by social pressure.
For example, an unconfident nerd wearing a New Era hat and perhaps a scarf and is obviously self-conscious and or lets others comments on his attire alter his behavior/attitude is not exhibiting 'peacock swag.'
by liberalMC January 24, 2012
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Internet Peacocking

When a male tries to impress a member of the opposite sex by barraging them with links to interesting things to demonstrate his prowess with the Internets and how stylish and far-reaching his tastes/personality is.
Dude did you see Carl the other day on facebook? he was internet peacocking that chick so hard.
by tagny taggart February 01, 2011
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peacock genius

Someone who is really smart and very arrogant or cocky about it or someone who thinks they are smart and tries to flaunt it
That guy is such a peacock genius always trying to show off his useless trivia

That guy is a peacock genius. He's super smart but he rubs it in your face.
by Magic Bean March 13, 2015
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alexander peacock

a male retarded middle ages semi bald retard who has intimate relations with a horse...
a delinquint ugly man whose mistress must be of russian descent and could have grown a 3rd foot during the nuchlear war.
a semi green looking duck whose life revolves around stale bread
i hope i never become a alexander peacock
eww that guys life is soooo alexander peacock
by sweedish babe 12 February 28, 2009
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peacock ass

Someone who is a show-off. Like he has peacock feathers coming out of his ass.
He is such a fucking peacock ass around the bitches. Everyone hates his guts.
by Reservoir Cat July 22, 2009
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