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Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.
Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...
by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010
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One Pager

A corporate term for a document of no more than one page but containing approx 30 pages of data but squashed in, with small type font, so that no one can read it or interpret it anyway!
Great deck but can you summarise it in a "one pager"!
by Kel_Rocks October 9, 2009
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trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.
Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.
by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009
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Ellen Page

THE hottest actress that ever lived!
I think I am in love with her, Coz' I can't stop thinking about her and and she is the only thing I can think about!
by Scott Daniel Bates April 14, 2008
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jimmy page

Guitar god of the 70's. Founder and producer of the most influecial rock/ heavy metal bands in history. His greatness is a landmark for guitarists today to reach. Without Led where the hell would be now?
Jimmy Page kicks you ass with songs like Whole Lotta Love and Heartbreaker, but Stairway to Heaven is something on its own.
by RockGod April 5, 2005
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new pageness

a phrase of win to be posted at the top of a new page on forums. only one can claim and if two people post it, it is considered a fail.
ex: user4567: new pageness!!

user9898: congrats
by Sanity is so Overrated January 21, 2009
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7 page muda

when Giorno Giovanna destroys some guy called chocolate using his stand Golden Wind.
from the anime/manga JoJo's Bizarre Adventures
friend: ayy look how long this fight scene is
me: yo thats the 7 PAGE MUDA.
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by vimtolover99 October 21, 2020
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