Owies

A parody of the hit TV show "Scarred"
On MTV

Omg! have you been to youtube and seen owies?

that parody of scarred is hilarious!

by Namino Neitou Sama September 5, 2007

Owner Boner

When a male dog gets an erection or red rocket because their master is playing with them.

I think your dog has an owner boner!

by Shortbuffalo May 28, 2015

bitch owned

Someone that is a bitch and you just owned them. Whether that be in a sport or in anything else.

"You just got bitch owned!"

by B.Parks Production September 14, 2007

Oof ouch owie

A way for Gen Z kids to express discomfort

Teacher: "Make sure to study for your final tomorrow!"
Gen Z kid: "oof ouch owie"

by Yardi B August 6, 2019

owie

a word that embodies every emotion that can possibly be felt by a human being. it describes joy, sadness, pain, anger, disgust, apprehension, and infinitely more. it is the ultimate word, and only true intellectuals can understand the breadth of its meaning and application. it is both versatile and expressive, simple yet rich. it is owie.

Person 1: I got into Baylor University!
Person 2: Oh my God, dude, that's so owie! I'm so happy for you!

Person A: Hey, man, did you hear that the teacher isn't curving the grades this semester.
Person B: Yeah, bro, that's a big owie right there.

by arabaphrodite December 11, 2019

russell cr-owned

Getting hit in the head with a telephone.

"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"

by LMB June 30, 2005

Owlie

To be grumpy, with extreme attitude. Angsty, Curmudgeon-like. Think of a grumpy faced owl, that's being Owlie.

Man, you're sure owlie this morning.. go back to bed!

by iPosty May 20, 2011