Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.

"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013

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Crack onto someone

To crack onto someone is an Australian phrase meaning to hit on someone, or make a move on someone.

"I was at the club last night and this jackass just came up and started cracking onto me, so I shot him four times in the leg"
"Pff, the jerk. He can't just crack onto someone like that"
"I know! Anyway, I called the hospital and they say he'll never walk again"

by Nuckpang February 23, 2008

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on top

someone high in status, usually in control or overpowering others. Used by admirers or friends, should not be used about yourself, or may be considered stush.

"isit you kno (name of crew)"
"(name of crew)! ye, dey on top!"

by ..... November 5, 2003

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cherry on top

Something good that follows a series of other fortunate events.

A kicker

surburban home: like cherry on top
surburban home: c.o.t. feeling
surburban home: like you went to lunch at a good restaurant, went to a show that night, met the band THEN come home and find out kevin got fired
surburban home: cherry on top

by IanMacThreat September 2, 2005

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Octopussying

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.

Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.

by Martypoo April 17, 2009

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