one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016

One eyed grease box

A bad ass mother fucking bitch with a nice pussy and one eye

I was at the pool when this one eyed grease box showed up.

by Oneeyedgreasebox July 5, 2017

One-eyed Freddie Mercury

When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.

*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."

by Pierre Haunt May 8, 2018

One Eyed Husky

An especially girthy penis.

Can’t wait to slam the one eyed husky to that skank tonight!

by RocketMan66 December 28, 2020

One-eyed Flamingo

Alternative Swinger symbol that indicates the couple is into destructive ass play.

After I seen their One-eyed Flamingo in the yard, it was no surprise that she asked me to shove a traffic cone in her ass while hubby watched!

by YoCaptain June 15, 2023

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

one eyed worm

Penis, Dick

Oh look, his one eyed worm is taking a peek!

by Anonymous January 26, 2003