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nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis
Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.
by Peanutting the nut May 28, 2024
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eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.
I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.
by Emtrondon December 10, 2016
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wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
by I like the thicc Bois January 4, 2019
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Murder Wand

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business
by murder wand May 19, 2018
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Wande

A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.
Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"
by TheRealLanceGibson April 5, 2022
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Wand

Something Harry potter got when he became a wizard.
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic
Hagrid: "You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"

Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"

Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."
by Sir Shamu February 12, 2025
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yoni wand

A tool designed to Yoni help women experience enhanced sexual pleasure, increased vaginal lubrication and arousal, for a more intense orgasm.
She prefers her yoni wand to a real person.
by Greatrush May 7, 2025
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