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Offing myself

The only option for me....

GG mates
Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk
by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021
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Offensive

Something that causes a person to feel upset.
the allegations made against us were deeply offensive to us.
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D'offay Double

Pronounced doe-fay doo-bla

A commonly made mixed drink on the island Seychelles. In a short glass combine 2-3 ice-cubes, five shots of high proof rum, and the minimum amount of coke.

Seychelles is an isolated island in the Indian ocean. At one time imported products such as coke were more expensive than rum. Mr. D'offay coined the term with various bartenders on the island.

Today the D'offay double serves as a way subtly request a very stiff drink without arousing suspicion of your alcoholic tendencies to your intermediate company.

The term has since spread to many European countries, where it is illegal for bartenders to serve quadruples or stronger. It used as code for a quintuple rum and coke, with the understanding you will tip the bartender generously.
After three D'offay doubles Bernard was ready for the club.

My god this drink is strong, what is it? a triple? No, it's a D'offay double.
by rummie January 10, 2013
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Hurry-up Offense

When you have a very limited time to consume large amounts of alcohol and you and/or your crew is successful in getting annihilated drunk in that time frame; usually done in a group setting where the common goal is that of drunken debauchery.
Man, did you hear that bar's happy hour is over at 6:30 now? We were totally caught off guard when we got there at 6. We had to go into the hurry-up offense to get it all in.
by AYM June 30, 2011
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German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.
"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."
by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020
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no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive
A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."
by vinny December 20, 2004
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no offence

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"
A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.
by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004
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