Alabama Oyster

Semen on a Saltine Cracker.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.

by TheCraigMachine April 06, 2009

oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

Wellfleet oyster

The act of slurping seemen from one's hand as if eating an expensive oyster.

I gave my girlfriend the old wellfleet oyster for her birthday.

by MagnumPI January 01, 2010

Black Oyster

When a black male stick his testicle in a womans anus.

"my nuts smells cuz i gave that bitch a black oyster"

by butthole52 January 31, 2010

Oyster bag

When you have a large/fat vagina or pubic mound.

She had a juicy oyster bag. I could slurp that up raw!

by Irockstocks November 27, 2019

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

Land Oyster

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter

Carrie smells like a land oyster

by Toad McSwampmister January 01, 2020