My butt went numb

That was so cool or sweet.

Wow, LOTR: The Return of the King made my butt go numb, it was so good.

by Ashly December 22, 2003

numb like an African child

Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.

Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.

by Christopher612 December 27, 2008

numb nuts

A male that everyone knows he gets laid often with nice girls and it goes without saying but he then becomes the target to descrimination to all others for various reasons.

A friend: numb nuts got laid again lastnight I saw him bring a nice girl into his room and I could hear her moaning all night. That lucky fucker!

by wylion2015 March 23, 2016

Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.

Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.

by The Darkone November 13, 2016

nosey numb

The state of ones nose being numb when intoxicated

E.g - I’ve drank so much I have a nosey numb

by Backalleyblowjob1 September 10, 2020

Grief Numb

When the shock of loosing someone close to you is so intense that you feel sad but you can’t find the emotions to feel the grieving process and you just go about your day as normal with a cloud of sadness following but rarely touching.

Friend one to friend two “hey I am really sorry to have to be the one to tell you but your best friend passed away this morning from a massive heart attack” friend two “oh that’s really sad, hey do you wanna go catch the football game later and then go on a massive bender? It will be a laugh” friend one “I think you are grief numb… it will hit you later when you’ve had time to process”

by Weeziewoo February 23, 2022

Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb

Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb

by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021