meat thong

a nude man

I hung out all day at home in my meat thong

by Cheesedonkey July 1, 2008

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

That ho spent all her thong-dollaz on booze and shoes.

by James Donner January 14, 2007

shadow thong

When a girl sends a nude picture of herself and it appears she has a thong. After close examination though, you can clearly see she doesnt. It's just a shadow that her fat makes.

"Dude I was so dissapointed when she was wearing a thong in the picture" "bro, she isnt wearing a thong, it's a shadow thong!" "eewww!"

by AEYIBE April 19, 2010

thong-dollaz

Money earned by strippers, especially if that money is stuffed into their underwear by strip club patrons. First used by Jeph Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible.

by Ben Jarvis December 10, 2008

man thong

a speedo

every swimmer has worn a man thong at some point.

by sssshhhhyyyyiiiiittttttt February 27, 2010

thong job

when a girl removes her thong, grips it in her hand, and uses it to get a guys rocks off

My legs were shaking after she gave me a great thong job.

by chris June 14, 2004

slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008