Nebraskan Nightmare

A sexual act in which (having taken a laxative and eaten lots of corn for lunch) one defecates in their partner's mouth.

Troy: "I heard you and Shirley hooked up last night."
Pierce: "Yeah, she's a freak. She gave me a Nebraskan Nightmare. Best lay in years."

by hectic_scone October 28, 2021

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.

(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)

by Baldwinning September 27, 2012

Liquid Nightmare

1: An excessively violent sexual dream or fantasy. Often very unpleasant.
2: An up and coming DJ

"Man, had a liquid nightmare last night, I dreamt I got mounted by a horse and pummelled until my anus bled."

by Bon-Bon9312 December 6, 2011

pubic nightmare

a 12 year old boy with a hairy chest

Kevin was such a pubic nightmare, he used to braid his arm hair.

by Dravium December 9, 2007

trumptopian nightmare

A mutation of the dystopian nightmare where society is devolving rapidly in a desperate and dangerous death spiral while hordes of soulless unkillable monsters roam the land reaping, raping, screeching and taking everything you have before feasting on your brains which are in short supply in this apocalyptic future world.

I had the craziest Trumptopian Nightmare last night where I was a mighty and regal bald eagle soaring high and proud above America until I was shot in the back and plunged into a murky swamp where I was devoured by alligators and a zombie turtle.

by The Wicked Cool Dude January 13, 2017

Sex Nightmare

When one has a sex dream about someone, something, or some situation that they would never want to be involved with sexually

Greg had a sex nightmare about Kelsey last night. She rufied him while they were playing beer pong in the dream.

Jenn had a sex nightmare that she was fucking a horse last night after watching 40 Year Old Virgin.

Foard was giving it to me in the living room at my family reunion in my sex nightmare last night. Nothing worse than grandma and grandpa watching from the couch.

by ShitbagSatan August 13, 2010