Nintendo 64 

An awesome console system. i absolutly love the one in my house.
Its the only 64bit computer in my house.
had a wealth of great titles like perfect dark and goldeneye

Hey wanna come play perfect dark?

Nintendo 64 by eroa August 30, 2005

Nintendo Entertainment System 

The first and the best console by Nintendo

Man, I love the Nintendo Entertainment System!

Nintendo Entertainment System by NintendoNerd November 17, 2018

Nintendo Switch 

This item is near impossible to get a hold of during the COVID19 pandemic. They’re hella expensive on amazon, but affordable at the local shops. However, they’re out of stock, therefore, you’re depressed.

Friend: Hey do you have a Nintendo Switch?
Me: not yet.. they’re out of stock everywhere..
Friend: ...amazon?
Me: too expensive..

Nintendo Switch by Raionesu Dezain April 21, 2020

Nintendo Ninjas 

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have 450 games on my hacked Wii, including leaked prototypes and demo discs. The entire setup costed $180. I have a DSi with TWiLight Menu ++, and a bunch of DS ROMS, and for the icing on the cake, both have NES, SNES, Genesis/MD, SMS, etc. ROMS and they run perfectly. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.

Nintendo NInjas can't do shit.

Nintendo Ninjas by Corn-Sizzurp December 7, 2021

nintendo.grl 

The best girl ever who loves her fans and anime! She is very pretty and goes online a lot. She also loves bubble tea and has an obsession with The legend Of Zelda (i do too!). Her original name is Jo! ❤💕

Jo (nintendo.grl) has so pretty chloes!

nintendo.grl by itsmeyagirlummya June 11, 2019

Nintendo DSi 

Released in the first half of 2009, it is a redesign of the popular handheld gaming system: Nintendo DS/DS Lite. The DSi incorporates 2 digital cameras into the structure, two larger screens than the DS/DS Lite, a boosted wireless capacity, an internal memory and SD memory card slot, wi-fi wireless internet browser and access to a web-based game-store. These upgrades are incorporated into the DSi at the cost of its GBA backward compatiblity slot. This inevitably prevents play of games specifically designed for Game Boy Advance & DS/DS Lite, such as Guitar Hero: Legends, and Super Mario Advance.

Video game re-sellers, like GameStop, in an effort to promote sales of of the new system, offered significant trade-in allowances for DS and DS Lite systems.

Gamer 1: Did you trade up for the Nintendo DSi?
Gamer 2: Yep.

Gamer 1: Wanna play (insert GBA Game)?
Gamer 2: Um... (looks at the DSi's lack of GBA slot) I dont' think we can anymore.

Gamer 1: .... weak.

Nintendo DSi by StrikerWingblade May 29, 2009

Nintendo Music 

Artistically masterful songs found in any and all of Nintendo's wide library of games. This is the best music ever created, or ever to be created, in the entire universe, and of the entire universe of any alter-dimensions.

Green Greens
Animal Crossing theme
Mario songs
Fire Emblem theme

Nintendo Music by Dougo November 19, 2003