New Jersey

A state that wishes it could be better than New York.

New Jersey is the shit, not.

by ohmygawd November 12, 2007

New Jersey

it's supposed to smell that bad!

by Nate June 9, 2003

New Jersey

The Tri-State areas bastard child.

New York City, Lower East Side, Industry Bar and Lounge.

"Yo, everyone in this bar is from Dirty Jerz, wha the fuck?"

"Cause Jeresy ain't shit! Thus, those tunnel and bridge bastards come over here and fuck up the flo'"

by NewYorkCityGranDame November 3, 2003

New Jersey

A place divide among two cities full a sprawling wasteful suburban communities. A place with little activity and a lot of drugs. Outside of Newark, AC, and Camden police abuse rights of kids and enforce small violations constantly. A place where every movie with no plot takes place or any Miramax movie.

Garden State (the movie), Clerks, Harold and Kumar, and thousands more resemble New Jersey.

by Nikoso August 10, 2006

New Jersey

Possibly the worst state to live in; the people are all idiots, the taxes are too damn high, it smells like hell, there are so many laws; New Jersey has more laws then every other state, everyone sucks at driving, everything is insanely expensive, you are either rich or poor; there is no in between, everything is insanely overly competitive, and there are so many fucking people! New Jersey isn't that big and the amount of people here is way to high. Honestly, I can't think of one positive thing to say about it; food is mediocre, there is a shit ton of traffic, the seasons suck; summer is too hot, winter is too cold. I have lived here my whole life and I would give anything to get out. NEVER MOVE TO NEW JERSEY. Everyone hates Newjersians.

Newjersian- "Yo what state do you live in?"
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful

by Newjerseysucksass November 24, 2013

New Jersey

Easton, Pennsylvania isn't the end of the world, but we can see it across the river.

You came from Jersey? I'm so sorry.

by Jersey makes me sick December 11, 2003

New Jersey

The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!

I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)

by Paccali February 26, 2003