Net-humble

When you egosurf yourself, and discover that you're not as important as you think.

Man, I googlebate sometimes, and every time I do I net-humble myself.

Every time I googlebated, I found out that I should be more net-humble.

by Dexter Sinister August 20, 2014

Neighbour Net

Slang / Technical term used to describe an accessible wireless network which does not belong to you, often belonging to your neghbours or a local business etc

"I'm on Neighbour Net at the moment cause our internet is cut off"

by Prince_Of_Narnia September 3, 2009

EMPTY NET

Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.

*scores a goal*
You: EMPTY NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011

dolphin in the net

when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.

i had a really bad dolphin in the net in the ocean it was soo embarasing

by mike22232 March 14, 2009

net-twerking

When a ratchet spends all day snap chatting twerk videos trying to get that dick
Also a term used by ratchets to describe extremely basic ass selfie videos of themeslves twerking alone in their bedroom or other places that aren't directly related to anything involving the need to be dancing or being turnt up

"Yo your sister been in her room all day net-twerking and blasting kesha"
"Ya that's all she does is net-twerk and eat ice cream and fight with our parents about how she's mature and should be treated like an adult"

Ratchet 1-' yo girl you seen my posts I been net-twerking all day trying to get turnt up'
Ratchet 2- 'ya I seen it you've got that net-twerk life down girl we should have a circle net-twerk session and get turnt up my moms not gonna be him till tomorrow'

by PIRATE February 8, 2015

net-titties

When you go on netflix in search of porn.

Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?

Son: What?

Mom: Its on the netflix video history!

Son: shit! Why did i net-titties

by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011