Someone who has many stories or references to past sexual encounters, but nobody can remember anything in recent times.
"David is such a retrosexual"
"How so"
"He's telling his high school sex stories again, even though he's been dwelling on them for years. Why doesn't he at least tell us something new"
"Well, they're all he's got"
"How so"
"He's telling his high school sex stories again, even though he's been dwelling on them for years. Why doesn't he at least tell us something new"
"Well, they're all he's got"
by BWhatley February 22, 2009
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Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks.
Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots.
Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance.
Good dancer, enjoys playing golf.
Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.
Considered a clothing and shoe "horse". Enjoys spending insane amounts of money on "designer" anything. Loves Eddie Bauer, Banana Republic and Starbucks.
Devotes long hours to serious time at the gym sculpting his body. Knows all about fine wines and food. Very discriminating when it comes to his diet. Gestures a lot and seems to get along well in large groups of women. Often preyed upon by gay men at vacation spots.
Loves being pampered, enjoys manicures, pedicures and massages. Gets orthodontic work later in life or plastic surgery to try to further improve appearance.
Good dancer, enjoys playing golf.
Previously considered a "closet queer" by people for many years.
by Wendora January 18, 2004
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Alan: "Oh, we don't have to watch a movie, I've TiVo'd Glee!"
Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."
Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."
Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"
Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."
Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
Charlie: "Terrific! I'm alone and miserable, and you want to torture me with hot chicks in cheerleading outfits."
Alan: "Singing hot chicks! It's Wang Chung week."
Charlie: "For God's sake, Alan. Why don't you just put on a pair of assless chaps and get it over with?"
Alan: "I'm not gay. I'm metrosexual."
Charlie: "That's just a gay man who can't get laid."
by Wonderfully Randomful December 5, 2014
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loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
by satoru kato May 11, 2006
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Get the metrosexual mug.a guy who loves shopping, traveling, art, ect... usually not obsessed with beer and football like most men, but more interested in art and society and...SHOPPING !
usually he is very opinionated and owns at least 5 pairs of prada shoes.
he is NOT gay
he is NOT homo
he just loves shopping
usually he is very opinionated and owns at least 5 pairs of prada shoes.
he is NOT gay
he is NOT homo
he just loves shopping
allie: dude, why does your dad shop so much? is he gay?
penelope: uhm, no. he's just metrosexual. that's what they do
penelope: uhm, no. he's just metrosexual. that's what they do
by dontquestionmetyvm April 11, 2010
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"That sharkskin suit sure is metrosexual, Frank."
"Retrosexual, daddy-o. Oooh, look at that dame over there!"
"Retrosexual, daddy-o. Oooh, look at that dame over there!"
by eponodyne October 10, 2005
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