Neochristian

1. Any member, agent, or brainwashed sympathizer of a number of evangelical movements that are purportedly Christian, but which are actually political instruments and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for greasy, stuffy, fork-tongued, blasphemous, racist/xenophobic, misogynistic, hypercapitalist, fascist/imperialist, reptilian pedophiles with no reflections, and million-dollar mansions and private jets, whose only true belief is that means equals rights, masquerading as religion.

2. Unspeakable creatures who have crawled and slithered all the way here from the ninth circle of Hell, to possess the corpse of an evil-doer, deceive, harass and abuse the living, commit atrocities, and desecrate the earth in that person's form, until they are finally stopped by stakes of acacia, oak, hawthorn, or cold iron, driven through the heart while they rest by day upon unconsecrated beds of their host's native soil; or prevented from returning, by stuffing the mouth with garlic, followed by decapitation, weighing down with large stones, flipping the corpse to face downward, or burning and scattering their ashes upon the surface of living waters.

3. A politician in the United States of America, who does not openly profess another religion or atheism.

Since nobody has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave the populace and live like gods at everyone else's expense, I guess we're just gonna let these spineless, ratfucking neochristians take over the government and lead us into World War 3.

by Superfluous Archer January 27, 2024

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