Numpty muffin

A light-hearted insult used by the content creator Sydney Ewens

you're such a numpty muffin

by 13yeeet13 October 10, 2021

proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.

proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.

by 181 May 9, 2008

Fuck Numpty

Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.

People who have one too many shots of tequila can be described as a FUCK NUMPTY

by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018

Super Numpty

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.

'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'

by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 4, 2009

nompty

legal drug its like a good 65/35 sativa good cerebral high very productive all natural like stevia and its legal

hey james, did you hear about this drug nompty?
yea i did nathan, im off one right now did i mention there legal

by the nomptinator May 20, 2019

numptcake

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.

1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!

by Filth Wizard January 3, 2009

Nupty

A cross between an idiot, a wanker, and a dickhead.
Not recommended to hang with, generally used as an offensive term to describe somebody who pissed you off. Generally idiotic and plain stupid.

*driver cuts you off
"Where'd you get your licence you fucking Nupty"

John Terry

by yzllim September 16, 2013