(before 2020)
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
by maple17 August 17, 2020
A Tier 3 Sub To Any Twitch Thot
by MX5 Míata September 01, 2020
Mya: OMG math is so uncool
Ali: ikr princess math is defenetly uncool
Candice: yes ali your so right!
Everyone: Ali your such a simp omg
Ali: ikr princess math is defenetly uncool
Candice: yes ali your so right!
Everyone: Ali your such a simp omg
by MrBeatYeMom March 02, 2020
a dude gettin played 4 his chips by female and /or lets her
walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.
a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .
walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.
a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .
by MAC^ MAC^ October 05, 2006
Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!
by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020
"Charles decided to hang out with girlfriend instead of gaming with the boys on Wednesday afternoon, he's such a simp"
by the transexual March 25, 2020