facebook sympathy whore

One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.

FACEBOOK:

Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -

Freind: Whats up with you?! :p

Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(

Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.

by GrandPoop October 08, 2010

Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome

When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.

Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.

Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?

(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)

by gdbl3k August 29, 2011

sympathy train

Someone who will just run you over with shit trying to get sympathy. See also attention whore and drama queen

Girl 1: Hey, did you hear about Kelly?
Girl 2: I don't pay attention. She's such a sympathy train.

by J-Verc October 16, 2008

social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out

You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!

by N00bMajesty May 25, 2022

Sympathy High Five

The act of giving a high five to someone who has failed, but deserves respect for the act

Guy: I just tried to repel into this drunk girl's window to give her her underwear back, but her husband shot me and i just got out of jail after 6 years; you didnt even visit me!

Bro: Dude... sympathy high five.

by JustAnotherRappelingBro November 24, 2012

begging to lose sympathy

(n.) when someone has milked the cow of sympathy so much that people really don't care.

This person has brought up so many bogus excuses I'm begging to lose sympathy for them.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004