Dammit Netflix

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...
by Words of the Wise January 30, 2014
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Netflix and tits

Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.
Are you two gonna hook up?

Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.
by Bitterfleur November 12, 2018
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Netflix Judgment

When you're watching netflix for too long and Netflix silently judges you by asking if you want to continue watching.
"Dude, I was watching Netflix for like 18hours yesturday and the Netflix Judgment was intense."
by Hunter Jefe November 24, 2017
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Netflix And NeMo

When you are watching netflix with your pet fish!
friend: what are you doing

man: Netflix And NeMo
by fish_is_coolxd December 01, 2016
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Netflix pants

Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.
Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
by Boom69 September 06, 2023
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