muzza

These creatures are in the same league as "wrangers"(red heads) or arguably, they could be even worse. Hailing from countries like Greece, Italy and even Lebanon (the lebs are the worse muzzas), you will be able to find these animals late at night by hearing their "sik" beats beating out of their fully sick subwoofers. Often use the words "re" "uleh" "hektik" "oh mah gawd uleh" "maria" "bella" "bro", these retards are looked down upon by society and often are the butts of jokes. A common place to discover these creatures is to go to Bell st maccas where they can be seen being "fully sick" by doing burnouts in their "mad" vl's. Chaple st is also a popular destination to find these aliens as they can be seen doing chap-laps. The suburb which is arguably the most populated by these creatures is probably Doncaster and its neighbouring suburbs. They can be found hanging outside Westfield shoppingtown taking a "ciggie break"

In terms of the appearance of these "muzzas" they are often found wearing sporting labels like Adidas, Champion and Kappa. Trackpants are a popular item. Hair product is also a must for a muzza so they can "fully spike my hair up and be muzztek so my bella thinks im fully gorgeous and also when i go clubbing all the chikybabes will stare at me and wanna get my number." You can tell if a person is muzza by simply talking to them (as they often say "re", "uleh"....etc), type of clothing they wear (adidas trackies which provide more movement in the hips when on the dancefloor shuffling), hairstyle (often spiked up so they look "fully sick" and often wear a cap (playboy or adidas or vondutch)on the top of the spiky hair) and last but not least, you can tell by seeing what their email address is as its often "[e-mail]" or a "italia.adidas.trac[e-mail]"

In conclusion, when you do see a muzza, don't be afraid to approach it and call it a fag and abuse it as much as you want.

Alex: "Hey bro Scarn-on uleh?"
John-Nee: "hey im good what about you?"
Alex: "yeh re, I've been fully sick uleh, hey by the way bro this is my bella, her name is princess uleh"
John-Nee: "hey nice to meet you princess"
Princess: "hey nice to meet you too,how hot is my alex hes quite the sexy uleh boy i love him so much he's gorjuzzzzzzzz omg, hes so hot, i get so turned on when he shuffles, its so erotic"
*John-Nee slowly backs away*
Alex: "hey mate u wanna a ciggie uleh?"
John-Nee: "no i dont smoke thanks anyway"

Princess: "Oh mahh gawdd gorjuzz gimme a puff i havent had one since 5 min ago, im so craving one gorjuzz"

*princess takes a smoke of alex's ciggie*

Princess: "Oh mah gawddd its so yum uleh"

Alex: "hey bro uleh, me and my bella maria are gonna go shoppo to buy trackies...you wanna come uleh? It will be fully hektick re"

John-Nee: "Nah im alright thanks"

Princess: "Ye and my gorjuzz baby sex is taking me clubbing and having dinnerwth the rest of the boys at bell st maccas uleh"

John-Nee runs off, still regretting on how he had manage to speak to a muzza and his pumpkin gf for 5 min.

by jn1991 July 23, 2008

McMurdo muzzle loader

When you grab a 2 liter of mountain dew, put in your fat girlfriends asshole and empty it in there. Then you tongue punch her fart box and drink the dew out the booty hole.

Gave my lady a McMurdo muzzle loader last night, she said it was the best time of her life!

by Mikeoffdayike March 2, 2021

Mizzike

(Noun)Miz-zyke -- An overasserting, likes to hear his own voice type of person. Usually large in size (aka fat) and full of shit.

I hate that fat bastard Mizzike.

by RKFTW May 9, 2005

Muzzle brake

A Type of weapon attachment that redirects propellant gases to counter recoil and unwanted muzzle rise to help with accuracy while shooting

The muzzle brakers I bought were pretty helpful by decreasing the recoil of my weapon and helping me aim better.

by Spunkyfunk61 January 8, 2019

tennessee muzzelloader

your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader

shut up bitch or ill give you a tennessee muzzelloader

by zach928 October 1, 2006

muzza

A muzza is a European decent male living in the area of Melbourne. They are also known as "wogs"
They work for uncle Nicko who is a concreter and spend most of their money on ring tones, the car, neon lights and generally anything that they think will impress strangers and chicks.

They only workout their upper-body (arms) and walk like they have packed their pants.
They inflate each others egos but can never talk enough about themselves and how much chicks love them.
They never refer to themselves as Australian even though they are born there and can often be heard saying "F&^%^* skips have no respect"
Their parents buy them houses and their mothers cook lasagnas for them until they are 30.
They are usually greasy and add to this by using excessive amounts of hair gel and not showering.
For fun they drive around in their "fully sick bro" skylines and maybe go to a club and drink purple water with a touch of vodca.
They think there european culture is superior even though they act like african americans as do most ethnic australians.

muzza says "sick wheels bro
nice hair bro, i'm getting mine like that on fursday
i could get any chick you know bro, chicks love wogs."

by azzaroni May 17, 2007

muzza

generally someone half italian raised in australia, though these days many other europeans are claiming the title. they like to go the gym often and are obsessed with their car. they think they are gods gift to man and claim to know everyone. you can pick them out from the crowd usually from their hair, which is often short at the front and long at the back possessing a mullet or tail and in more cases than one are wearing adidas trackies.

johns parents are italian and spanish respectively and he resides in australia. john is a muzza.

by peterdimitri March 3, 2008