feelings mutual 

When you have the same feeling about someone as they have towards you.

My ex hated my girlfriend , and the feelings mutual.

feelings mutual by Tajayhb December 18, 2017

The Mutual 

When two individuals masturbate with each other at the same time.

My roommate and I were watching porn and ended up doing the mutual.

I heard the guy in the stall next to me rubbing one out so joined in with the mutual.

The Mutual by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Feelings Mutual 

A lil uzi vert song

Did you hear Feelings Mutual by Lil uzi vert?

Who’s that?

Feelings Mutual by Uthought12 May 8, 2019

telecommunicative mutual masturbation 

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

telecommunicative mutual masturbation by bloodytv May 9, 2010

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity 

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

apply for a mutual 

follow someone on twitter in hopes of them following you back, thus becoming mutuals.

when i first saw your account, i thought you were cool, so i thought i'd apply for a mutual.

apply for a mutual by i<3men November 15, 2017

Marijuana mutual 

Knowing someone through marijuana. Marijuana being the reason for 2 or more people knowing each other

Dave recently bought some weed from his new connect, Bob, the two are now Marijuana mutual. marijuana mutual
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Marijuana mutual by Shhh91 June 28, 2011