The Mushroom

A nickname for a super fun person because they are a fungi

Paul is the mushroom he is so funny and cool to hang out with.

by The mushroom August 19, 2020

mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.

Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.

by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004

slap her the mushroom

to hit a girl in the head with one's circumsised penis so hard as to leave a mark. See also mushroom tattoo.

"Next time, just slap her the mushroom."

by Brad Maynes February 4, 2003

mushroom cap

When the head of the penis is a lot larger the the shaft. Resulting in what looks like the top of a mushroom.

Charlie soon realized that condoms felt odd on his mushroom cap.

by Uncle J J May 27, 2005

mushroom punch

The act of punching someone in the face with the tip of your dick (the mushroom). Most effective while fully erect and pulling back on the head to create tension and releasing. This will leave a "mushroom print" if done correctly.

The hooker who was blowing me kept looking up so i gave her a mushroom punch.

by LiquidShadow8 April 24, 2006

Shiitake Mushrooms

Commonly used to avoid saying the word "shit," the origins come from the children's movie "Spy Kids," where the female lead character, upon noticing the amount of enemies ahead, says the word "shit," but in order not to swear in front of her parents, proceeds to say "talking mushrooms," to create the illusion of saying "shitalking mushrooms." Nowadays, is commonly shortened to shiitake mushrooms, modeled after the Japanese word for mushroom.

shiitake mushrooms= mushroom mushrooms in japanese.

Shh...talking mushrooms!

by kevthegreat55 June 23, 2006

Intergallactic Mushroom Slap

A Mushroom Slap delivered with such force that; a bruise, swelling, permanent tissue damage, or even breakage to the jaw is resultant.

"My God Charlie, what happened?-are you ok?"

"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009