mushroom bruise

A fierce cock slapping used to instill obedience through domination

"Bring me my eggs bitch or suffer the wrath of the mushroom bruise."

by johnny walker November 29, 2003

mushroom stomp

a person who is usually sleeping, and another person takes their penis and smacks it across their (the person who is sleeping) face to wake them up and the slap by the penis wakes the person up, usually the person ends up with a red mark on his or her's face from the slap

Hey man tyler is passed out what should we do to him? and the friend replies: Give him a mushroom stomp but aim for the top lip between the nose and the lip!

by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

mushroom tip

a really gay looking haircut that resembles the tip of a mushroom...rounded on the top and then gets larger as it widens out around the base. Only seen on gay people.

Mike's mushroom tip makes him look like a complete idiot.

by punisher January 31, 2007

mushroom stamp

Verb: An act occurring after anal intercourse, where the man removes his "Mushroom"-headed warrior from his female participant's rectum or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor's dong (mushroom-esque);

When I was finished penetrating her poop shoot, I used her rectal leftovers to give her a Mushrrom Stamp

by Tony Cooper August 31, 2004

mushroom club

Military unit (usually) that is constantly kidfoh-ed; that is, kept in the dark and fed nothing but horseshit. These are usually, but not always, "elite" units that will soon (and often) be called upon to do something damn-near impossible, of questionable legality, and with entirely too little training, preparation or equipment. Superiors will then wonder why-oh-why these boys and girls couldn't pull a miracle out of their asses.....

"So, Slick, which mushroom club are you with?"

by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008

Mushroom Meat

When the head of a penis is over sized.

Man, did you see Daniel whip out his Mushroom Meat???

by Bailey(: December 17, 2008

mushroom soup

The cream that shoots out of a guys mushroom at the climax of a blowjob and swallowed - the soup that's mmm mmm good!

While I was with my boyfriend last night, we made a hot dinner and I had his famous mushroom soup! Delicious!

by teeniewahine October 17, 2006