Mickey Mouse

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II

by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013

Piss on mouse

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.

"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"

by promethadeine February 29, 2020

computer mouse

A clicky thing where you do lots of clicking. Usually not used for a computer, but to play with.

I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.

by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020

Mouse Dragger

The modern equivalent of pencil pusher

Mouse draggers can usually be found in cubicles or classrooms

by nosleeves January 31, 2010

Mouse Beat

The instrumental and/or electronic accompaniment to a hip hop track, which has been produced on any number of step sequencing programs (usually Fl Studio or Fruityloops) without the assistance of a MIDI keyboard or any other kind of external hardware... other than the mouse.

Nigga Do You
Cause I'ma Do Me
Buckin Hard To The Ceilin Off Dis Mouse Beat

by GannonCannon October 6, 2008

Mouse Rat

The fictional band from Parks and Recreation. Consisting of Andy Dwyer (lead vocalist, guitar, and merchandise sales), James Pierson ( drums), Micheal Chang (bass and backing vocalist), Andrew "Burly" Burlington (guitar and backing vocalist), April Ludgate (manager), and Mark Rivers (ex-drums) Although going through many name changes, their name stuck with Mouse Rat. their greatest and best song is "5,000 candles in the wind." A tribute to Lil Sebastian. a miniature pony loved by the town of Pawnee.

Dude, I found a Mouse Rat tee shirt in target!

by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019

Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english

oh look its cancer mouse

by puritard November 5, 2018