Monty

A fat girl who nobody likes.

I saw a Monty on the ride, even though she had no friends.

by Wilg October 19, 2018

Monty

A No-brainer, a decision whose answer is so obvious that it requires almost no thought.

He'd won the lotto, so the decision to quit his job was a total monty.

by linguisticate October 30, 2018

Monty

A man who is very strong, shaped as a Greek god and loves sport.
Usually has big biceps and won’t ever betray his friends

Wow that man should be called Monty!!

by Idiot in a hole 101 May 5, 2019

Monty

A guy that will kill anybody without thinking twice and is very very fast and people fear him and even scared to race him

Omgggg that's montyy

by Montymorrisk August 4, 2019

Monty

A hot sexy women with a real fat ass and she has all the boys hook. She not to smart but she has looks.

Guy: OMG did you that girl she had a huge ass that must be a Monty

by Roxy808 May 17, 2018

monty banking

So it's basically messing around. Or badly performing gymnastics indoors.

"Stop monty banking!!" Said the mother to the daughter as she backflipped off a table.

by A thousand percent true February 21, 2017

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016