monkey

Used to refer to the female genitalia. In strip clubs women are naked while standing, which forces parts of the female sex organ to hang down "like a monkey".
"Yeah shawty, lemme see dat monkey!"
by Atlien October 26, 2005
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This monkeys is sucking my bananas call the cops so we can step on its neck just like the other guy.
by Ihatemonkeys#georgefloyd March 09, 2022
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A nigger that tries to steal your shoes, they also have names like andy, curtis, norman etc.
"God damn monkeys, I wish that trump would just make slavery legal again."
by SmokeyBoii February 07, 2019
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really really drunk. so drunk the personal usually does not remember the things they had done. usually a blackout period. they are so fuct up they have the wits of a monkey
Once again, Rob was monkey last nite.
by projectmcl June 26, 2004
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something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")
Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"

Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"

Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."

Girl- "That's a monkey!"

Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."

by superdoll September 24, 2005
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another word for nuts (monkey nuts) ya herd
ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys
by anon. July 10, 2004
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Hey, I'd like to see her monkey.
by acidsnowman July 10, 2005
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