Monkey

1) monkey: hairy primate, Emery

2) v. monkey, to be had like a: to lose, to have something go very wrong, to fail completely

Err... wordcrash/word, Franklin... you got had like a monkey!

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

monkey

1)used when really happy r in a extremly good mood, or when something almost feels unreal.
2)When someone does something you enjoy and find funny or odd.

1)That makes me feel like a monkey.

2)Your such a monkey dude.

by Nicole October 31, 2004

monkey

the butt of a person

do u lyke big monkeys or small ones. i prefer big monkeys.

by dude March 18, 2005

monkey

A very hairy woman. Usually but not always ugly. usually has a beard hairy legs and or hairy ass and muffler.

dan:dat bitch is a fucking baboon
George Bush: No Mr Rather she's a fucking monkey. Hey Dan did I say you could stop sucking my dick, oh thats good you nasty little twink

by [analwarts] May 6, 2003

Monkey

Wonderful creature that is often found running around Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Did you just see the monkey on X?

by Patrik April 2, 2003

monkey

Someone whose arm hair you can use as a beard.

I can crazy glue that monkey's arm hair onto my face and use it as a beard!

by Your Mom2222 March 5, 2007

Monkey

XaK

That guy looks like a XaK.

athletics.wlu.edu/baseball/pictures/bausch.jpg

by Kevin October 28, 2003