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monkey

Used to refer to the female genitalia. In strip clubs women are naked while standing, which forces parts of the female sex organ to hang down "like a monkey".
"Yeah shawty, lemme see dat monkey!"
by Atlien July 18, 2008
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkeys

This monkeys is sucking my bananas call the cops so we can step on its neck just like the other guy.
by Ihatemonkeys#georgefloyd March 9, 2022
mugGet the monkeysmug.

monkey

A nigger that tries to steal your shoes, they also have names like andy, curtis, norman etc.
"God damn monkeys, I wish that trump would just make slavery legal again."
by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkey

really really drunk. so drunk the personal usually does not remember the things they had done. usually a blackout period. they are so fuct up they have the wits of a monkey
Once again, Rob was monkey last nite.
by projectmcl June 26, 2004
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkey

something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")
Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"

Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"

Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."

Girl- "That's a monkey!"

Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."
by superdoll October 4, 2005
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkeys

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys
by anon. July 10, 2004
mugGet the monkeysmug.

monkey

Monkey is a code word for vagina.
Hey, I'd like to see her monkey.
by acidsnowman July 27, 2005
mugGet the monkeymug.

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